Jesus...in me?! What!?
So, Joey's new daycare is a Christian daycare. I think I told you that....anyway, I don't think we really knew what that meant. I mean, honestly, I kinda knew but Rick...most definitely didn't know....
View ArticleI'm an idiot
Ever since Joey was born there has been this super secret hush hush competition between Rick and I for who is the favored parent. Every parent does this because every parent wants to win and be...
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Gross
This is what we got to deal with this weekend! Yay for us!After a thorough review of the situation I don't think this was pink eye. It sure as hell looked like it, but most likely was just his cold...
View ArticleReason #57643 I want to be a millionaire
Two words, Waldorf School.Swooooooon.True to my psychotic/virgo fashion, I spent most the day yesterday trying to figure out how to get Joey into a Waldorf School. As it would turn out, we're screwed;...
View ArticleOur house lately
Lately our house (and the noise and destruction occurring in it) has been a constant reminder to Rick and myself, that the grass is always greener on the other side. It started with little comments...
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Worst night of my life.
Let me tell you about the worst night of my life.....I come home from work on Tuesday to learn that Joey had to be picked up from daycare. He had a temp of 102, was grumpy, wanted to be held and was...
View ArticleWhat we learned
We are finally on the tail-end of this nightmare. While we don't know exactly what caused the fever in Joey, we have a pretty good idea.The fever was probably caused by a viral infection which caused...
View ArticleThe path of destruction
Warning, this will be a bitching and moaning type post.Not only has that god damn virus made me a complete basket case (note: prescription for Klonopin) but it has also completely screwed up our super...
View ArticleHats off to you me dears
Joe Joe's new obsession. Bowl hat, hat bowl. Bowl. Hat.We noticed his obsessive hat behavior as soon as he started feeling better. It's this bowl and this bowl only that makes him coo-coo.
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Bah Humbug
This will be Joey's 2nd Christmas. The first Christmas didn't really count because he was only a month and a half old. I don't even think anyone bothered to get him a present. It was basically go to...
View ArticleDance maniac
Joey + Foster the People = Love. This is the product of many many Rick and Sarah kitchen dance sessions. We couldn't be more proud.Note the big disgusting herpe looking this on his forehead. He got...
View ArticleI love....
I love how Joey has a "favorite band."I love how he says "Hi" to us everytime he sees us. I love how he brings us books for him to read.I love how he discovered turning in circles and has been doing...
View ArticleJust like that one asshole I used to date....
I've figured it out.Babies are like the relationship that involved your first love. The one where the guy was a complete asshole and you fell head over heals in love. The one where you wished you...
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Like father like son
It starts out all innocent....It's a fort!! Made of cushions and blankies, in the shape of an awesome circle around our coffee table. Perfect for tiny men in diapers. Then it happened.....Dunnn dunnnn...
View ArticleDon't have kids if you are even a tiny bit unstable.
We are at a low. And we are shitty parents because we have lost it. I did the unthinkable last night. The very thing I have consistently said I am dead against. The very thing that makes me cringe...
View ArticleComplaining again...
You know the old adage "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."That's us.I created this blog in an attempt to keep distant relatives in the know and on board with all things...
View ArticleThe Happiness Project
I'm back. With a new attitude and hopefully the start of a new direction for myself and my family. Over the last couple months I've been in a funk. I can blame the holidays, the weather, Rick, money,...
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The shock factor
At this point we feel pretty comfortable with the variety of semi shocking events that happen in our house on a daily basis. There is the tiny shock, medium shock and ultra shock. Tiny shocks are the...
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Rawr
First family trip to the zoo!!! Yay!!! Included was lots of rawrs, lots of ooo ooo ooooos and pointing and clapping. Success. First stop, Giraffe.This boy loves himself a lion. He made rawr noises...
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